Wednesday, July 4, 2012

#YOLO

Okay.  I just wanted everyone to know how much I hate the phrase YOLO (you only live once).  It isn't because I hate the concept, I just hate how people use it for the stupidest things. Here are some examples;


"Never knew koreans were so crazy about karaoke...#YOLO"
"Went to go get tacos at midnight, YOLO"
"Hitting up a sick dance party YOLO"


If these are the thing you are doing with your life you must not have grasped the concept that you only live once. I wish people would say, "Hey, I helped a thousand muggles escape from Lord Voldemort YOLO" Unless you are Harry Potter who apparently lives 3 times...YOL3T?? 


Here is the only time I have ever agreed with Obama

Monday, February 20, 2012

Adventurestin

So I decided that I need an adventure. I don't know what I want to do yet but I want it to be something as cool as this..........














Further more, happy presidents day. I hope you memorized every single president and did a dance in honor of the day.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Sometimes you just don't know...

Many of you may not know this about me but I am EXTREMELY addicted to soda. I buy one every morning, I buy one to go with my lunch, and at least once or twice throughout the rest of the day.....its bad.  With said addiction I am often compelled to visit the local neighborhood gas station. Now, some people may think that ANY gas station will do as long as it has soda. FALSE. Here are the minimum requirements if they want my business.
1 Crisp soda. If it is ever even a little flat, we're done....forever.
2 Buy 10 get one free rewards cards. If I don't get a free soda every four days, we're done.
3 Good staff. If someone nonchalantly sells me a soda by giving me my total and my change and that is it, we're done.
4 Good selection of things besides soda. I am trying not to eat so much junk food (failing), but if I don't even have anything to look at they even seems a little tempting, we're done.
That is all
So needless to say after several probationary periods I have settled on the select gas stations that I go to depending on what area I am in. My favorite one is the chevron down the street. The staff is really nice, always gives us free soda stamps, etc. There is one guy that works there that is the coolest and we were pretty sure he was in a rock band (tattoos, cool hair, black clothes, and so forth). Turns out he is actually going to Paul Mitchel School of Beauty but we still think he is hardcore!

Kinda reminds me of this
So in other words, super bitchin awesome. Thank you.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Meh!

I don't have much to say right now so I will just let this picture do the talking, It illustrates the three deepest and most profound pieces of my soul! 

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Life

I haven't decided that trying to figure out what to do with your life freakin sucks!!! Not only is it a hard decision but it is a risk and requires an investment. I hate that! I wish you could just decide to be something and you could just do it (my dad would tell me to stop living in a fantasy world here).


I own this shirt










I am gonna figure it out though.....my dating life depends on it!!!  I feel like you cant ask a girl out in this town unless you have the next ten years planned out (also if you wear starwars unicorn shirts).

Plus my sanity kind of depends on it right now. I hate being in a college town with no college plan. Cosmetology?

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Blogstin!!!!

I need new hobbies. My brother builds kick A bikes, my mom can knit anything out of anything, Obama is president, and I play on Facebook and Youtube all day. I need a hobby. Feel free to leave a comment about what my new hobby should be because I value my followers.

P.S. Word on the street is the Darren Curtis is still trying to find and destroy my last Horcrux....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......good luck to any who accepted such futile quest. I put that baby where not even I, the all powerful Lord Shredstemort can go. Guarded my a monster that will tear your soul out faster than a dementor, who will paralyze you faster than a basilisk, who will creep you out faster than Moaning Myrtle.

P.P.S. My last an final horcrux is not really a baby. It was just a figure of speech. Not that I would be opposed to it, but it just didn't work out to well for Tommy Riddler.

Oh and happy winter solstice