Sometimes you just don't know...

Many of you may not know this about me but I am EXTREMELY addicted to soda. I buy one every morning, I buy one to go with my lunch, and at least once or twice throughout the rest of the day.....its bad.  With said addiction I am often compelled to visit the local neighborhood gas station. Now, some people may think that ANY gas station will do as long as it has soda. FALSE. Here are the minimum requirements if they want my business.
1 Crisp soda. If it is ever even a little flat, we're done....forever.
2 Buy 10 get one free rewards cards. If I don't get a free soda every four days, we're done.
3 Good staff. If someone nonchalantly sells me a soda by giving me my total and my change and that is it, we're done.
4 Good selection of things besides soda. I am trying not to eat so much junk food (failing), but if I don't even have anything to look at they even seems a little tempting, we're done.
That is all
So needless to say after several probationary periods I have settled on the select gas stations that I go to depending on what area I am in. My favorite one is the chevron down the street. The staff is really nice, always gives us free soda stamps, etc. There is one guy that works there that is the coolest and we were pretty sure he was in a rock band (tattoos, cool hair, black clothes, and so forth). Turns out he is actually going to Paul Mitchel School of Beauty but we still think he is hardcore!

Kinda reminds me of this

So in other words, super bitchin awesome. Thank you.

Meh!

I don't have much to say right now so I will just let this picture do the talking, It illustrates the three deepest and most profound pieces of my soul! 

Life

I haven't decided that trying to figure out what to do with your life freakin sucks!!! Not only is it a hard decision but it is a risk and requires an investment. I hate that! I wish you could just decide to be something and you could just do it (my dad would tell me to stop living in a fantasy world here).


I own this shirt










I am gonna figure it out though.....my dating life depends on it!!!  I feel like you cant ask a girl out in this town unless you have the next ten years planned out (also if you wear starwars unicorn shirts).

Plus my sanity kind of depends on it right now. I hate being in a college town with no college plan. Cosmetology?

Long hair

I like Tangled. That's all I want to say

Blogstin!!!!

I need new hobbies. My brother builds kick A bikes, my mom can knit anything out of anything, Obama is president, and I play on Facebook and Youtube all day. I need a hobby. Feel free to leave a comment about what my new hobby should be because I value my followers.

P.S. Word on the street is the Darren Curtis is still trying to find and destroy my last Horcrux....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......good luck to any who accepted such futile quest. I put that baby where not even I, the all powerful Lord Shredstemort can go. Guarded my a monster that will tear your soul out faster than a dementor, who will paralyze you faster than a basilisk, who will creep you out faster than Moaning Myrtle.

P.P.S. My last an final horcrux is not really a baby. It was just a figure of speech. Not that I would be opposed to it, but it just didn't work out to well for Tommy Riddler.

Oh and happy winter solstice      

I just wanted to say that I am very proud of my Native American roots (1/16th).  Today I was disgusted while watching Peterpan and hearing them refer to my people as "redskins", "engines", and "savages"!  NA's never even had engines so I have NO IDEA where that name came from!  Super rude! I'll right a song about it.

So this week I started a new job at a place called Security Metrics. I am sure all my five followers are just dying to hear about it!  Well it is going great.  It was a bit complicated at first but I got it down now. What we do is help businesses become compliant with safety regulations when they process credit cards.  It is pretty awesome and not boring!  Plus a few of my really good friends work there so that always helps. I feel like I will exceed here.

One area that I am not currently exceeding at is with the ladies.

Maybe I will write a song about that too...I don't wanna talk about it.

Last thought, I feel that the quality of my life is improving everyday and that is exciting. I don't know if it is the fact that summer is approaching or if it is actually getting better but I love it either way.  I feel like I am always battling between two extreme personalities, my crazy, hippie, I wanna have fun all the time side, and my hard working, responsible, I wanna do something with my life side. This summer I am going to learn how to be both of these people and become the most awesome Shredstin that money can buy (start your bidding at ebay.com).

Real last thought, I really want this shirt

Renewed Dedication!

Okay so I suck at keeping up with my blog!  I think I owe it to you (my faithful followers) to have at least one post per week. My main issue is I don't know what I am doing and people have such cool blogs and mine is so average. I HATE AVERAGE!!!!  So, I am sorry. I think I may have an expert come in and teach me how to make it cool. You deserve it! I own this shirt. IRL.