In this blog I would like to discuss issues that many may find unimportant or pointless. Such as the superiority of Unicorns over Griffins. Sure, Griffins may think they are cool flying in the sky and such, but really, what has a griffin done for you lately? Thats right, probably nothing. Can a griffin grant you immortality with its blood? Can a griffin heal your of any ailment? Does a griffin protect all that is pure and virtuous? If Heavenly Father had to pick a favorite creation besides humans I think he'd pick the unicorn. Perhaps this is why they are mentioned in 8 different parts of the good book! How many times are griffins mentioned? ZERO!!
But listen, this is really a pointless argument I believe that if griffins and griffin lovers alike would let go of their pride, they could live happy lives under the righteous and happy reign of unicorns! They mean griffins no harm. Even with their yucky claws and horribly disfigured faces, unicorns would accept them and all heal them of their ailments. In fact, they may even let them give them rides to place of importance, like to middle earth or Hogwarts. Eagles represent freedom and lions kill things, so griffins are obviously freedom killers. If Frodo would have rode a unicorn to Mordor...Mordor wouldn't exist!
You know you brought this upon yourself. First point, Griffins have done a lot for me lately. Just the other day, one spotted me twenty bucks. Second, you have to kill a unicorn to get the immortality from its blood. Are you telling me that you kill unicorns? Third, I nor any other Griffin lover will ever let go my pride. Fourth, GRYFFINDOR. Last point, If Mordor didn't exist, there would be no LOTR.
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