#YOLO

Okay.  I just wanted everyone to know how much I hate the phrase YOLO (you only live once).  It isn't because I hate the concept, I just hate how people use it for the stupidest things. Here are some examples;


"Never knew koreans were so crazy about karaoke...#YOLO"
"Went to go get tacos at midnight, YOLO"
"Hitting up a sick dance party YOLO"


If these are the thing you are doing with your life you must not have grasped the concept that you only live once. I wish people would say, "Hey, I helped a thousand muggles escape from Lord Voldemort YOLO" Unless you are Harry Potter who apparently lives 3 times...YOL3T?? 


Here is the only time I have ever agreed with Obama

Adventurestin

So I decided that I need an adventure. I don't know what I want to do yet but I want it to be something as cool as this..........

Further more, happy presidents day. I hope you memorized every single president and did a dance in honor of the day.

Sometimes you just don't know...

Many of you may not know this about me but I am EXTREMELY addicted to soda. I buy one every morning, I buy one to go with my lunch, and at least once or twice throughout the rest of the day.....its bad.  With said addiction I am often compelled to visit the local neighborhood gas station. Now, some people may think that ANY gas station will do as long as it has soda. FALSE. Here are the minimum requirements if they want my business.
1 Crisp soda. If it is ever even a little flat, we're done....forever.
2 Buy 10 get one free rewards cards. If I don't get a free soda every four days, we're done.
3 Good staff. If someone nonchalantly sells me a soda by giving me my total and my change and that is it, we're done.
4 Good selection of things besides soda. I am trying not to eat so much junk food (failing), but if I don't even have anything to look at they even seems a little tempting, we're done.
That is all
So needless to say after several probationary periods I have settled on the select gas stations that I go to depending on what area I am in. My favorite one is the chevron down the street. The staff is really nice, always gives us free soda stamps, etc. There is one guy that works there that is the coolest and we were pretty sure he was in a rock band (tattoos, cool hair, black clothes, and so forth). Turns out he is actually going to Paul Mitchel School of Beauty but we still think he is hardcore!

Kinda reminds me of this

So in other words, super bitchin awesome. Thank you.

Meh!

I don't have much to say right now so I will just let this picture do the talking, It illustrates the three deepest and most profound pieces of my soul! 

Life

I haven't decided that trying to figure out what to do with your life freakin sucks!!! Not only is it a hard decision but it is a risk and requires an investment. I hate that! I wish you could just decide to be something and you could just do it (my dad would tell me to stop living in a fantasy world here).


I own this shirt










I am gonna figure it out though.....my dating life depends on it!!!  I feel like you cant ask a girl out in this town unless you have the next ten years planned out (also if you wear starwars unicorn shirts).

Plus my sanity kind of depends on it right now. I hate being in a college town with no college plan. Cosmetology?

Long hair

I like Tangled. That's all I want to say

Blogstin!!!!

I need new hobbies. My brother builds kick A bikes, my mom can knit anything out of anything, Obama is president, and I play on Facebook and Youtube all day. I need a hobby. Feel free to leave a comment about what my new hobby should be because I value my followers.

P.S. Word on the street is the Darren Curtis is still trying to find and destroy my last Horcrux....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......good luck to any who accepted such futile quest. I put that baby where not even I, the all powerful Lord Shredstemort can go. Guarded my a monster that will tear your soul out faster than a dementor, who will paralyze you faster than a basilisk, who will creep you out faster than Moaning Myrtle.

P.P.S. My last an final horcrux is not really a baby. It was just a figure of speech. Not that I would be opposed to it, but it just didn't work out to well for Tommy Riddler.

Oh and happy winter solstice      

I just wanted to say that I am very proud of my Native American roots (1/16th).  Today I was disgusted while watching Peterpan and hearing them refer to my people as "redskins", "engines", and "savages"!  NA's never even had engines so I have NO IDEA where that name came from!  Super rude! I'll right a song about it.

So this week I started a new job at a place called Security Metrics. I am sure all my five followers are just dying to hear about it!  Well it is going great.  It was a bit complicated at first but I got it down now. What we do is help businesses become compliant with safety regulations when they process credit cards.  It is pretty awesome and not boring!  Plus a few of my really good friends work there so that always helps. I feel like I will exceed here.

One area that I am not currently exceeding at is with the ladies.

Maybe I will write a song about that too...I don't wanna talk about it.

Last thought, I feel that the quality of my life is improving everyday and that is exciting. I don't know if it is the fact that summer is approaching or if it is actually getting better but I love it either way.  I feel like I am always battling between two extreme personalities, my crazy, hippie, I wanna have fun all the time side, and my hard working, responsible, I wanna do something with my life side. This summer I am going to learn how to be both of these people and become the most awesome Shredstin that money can buy (start your bidding at ebay.com).

Real last thought, I really want this shirt

Renewed Dedication!

Okay so I suck at keeping up with my blog!  I think I owe it to you (my faithful followers) to have at least one post per week. My main issue is I don't know what I am doing and people have such cool blogs and mine is so average. I HATE AVERAGE!!!!  So, I am sorry. I think I may have an expert come in and teach me how to make it cool. You deserve it! I own this shirt. IRL.

The Lords of Agamoth

Of course if it is my blog I am going to have some shameless plugs for The Lords of Agamoth.  It is my band and I love writing music about the fantasy world of Agamoth and other fantasy worlds as well.  Here are some links to some of our music. Girl don't appreciate WOW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1YGQDWuqrg; Deatheater's Lament http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLBbAtGw54k; Outerspace http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nj_lAtHSg&feature=related; Oh and our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Lords-of-Agamoth/106209766681?ref=ts

Important Issues

In this blog I would like to discuss issues that many may find unimportant or pointless. Such as the superiority of Unicorns over Griffins. Sure, Griffins may think they are cool flying in the sky and such, but really, what has a griffin done for you lately?  Thats right, probably nothing. Can a griffin grant you immortality with its blood? Can a griffin heal your of any ailment? Does a griffin protect all that is pure and virtuous? If Heavenly Father had to pick a favorite creation besides humans I think he'd pick the unicorn. Perhaps this is why they are mentioned in 8 different parts of the good book! How many times are griffins mentioned? ZERO!!

But listen, this is really a pointless argument I believe that if griffins and griffin lovers alike would let go of their pride, they could live happy lives under the righteous and happy reign of unicorns!  They mean griffins no harm. Even with their yucky claws and horribly disfigured faces, unicorns would accept them and all heal them of their ailments. In fact, they may even let them give them rides to place of importance, like to middle earth or Hogwarts. Eagles represent freedom and lions kill things, so griffins are obviously freedom killers. If Frodo would have rode a unicorn to Mordor...Mordor wouldn't exist!