I just wanted to say that I am very proud of my Native American roots (1/16th).  Today I was disgusted while watching Peterpan and hearing them refer to my people as "redskins", "engines", and "savages"!  NA's never even had engines so I have NO IDEA where that name came from!  Super rude! I'll right a song about it.

So this week I started a new job at a place called Security Metrics. I am sure all my five followers are just dying to hear about it!  Well it is going great.  It was a bit complicated at first but I got it down now. What we do is help businesses become compliant with safety regulations when they process credit cards.  It is pretty awesome and not boring!  Plus a few of my really good friends work there so that always helps. I feel like I will exceed here.

One area that I am not currently exceeding at is with the ladies.

Maybe I will write a song about that too...I don't wanna talk about it.

Last thought, I feel that the quality of my life is improving everyday and that is exciting. I don't know if it is the fact that summer is approaching or if it is actually getting better but I love it either way.  I feel like I am always battling between two extreme personalities, my crazy, hippie, I wanna have fun all the time side, and my hard working, responsible, I wanna do something with my life side. This summer I am going to learn how to be both of these people and become the most awesome Shredstin that money can buy (start your bidding at ebay.com).

Real last thought, I really want this shirt

Renewed Dedication!

Okay so I suck at keeping up with my blog!  I think I owe it to you (my faithful followers) to have at least one post per week. My main issue is I don't know what I am doing and people have such cool blogs and mine is so average. I HATE AVERAGE!!!!  So, I am sorry. I think I may have an expert come in and teach me how to make it cool. You deserve it! I own this shirt. IRL.

The Lords of Agamoth

Of course if it is my blog I am going to have some shameless plugs for The Lords of Agamoth.  It is my band and I love writing music about the fantasy world of Agamoth and other fantasy worlds as well.  Here are some links to some of our music. Girl don't appreciate WOW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1YGQDWuqrg; Deatheater's Lament http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLBbAtGw54k; Outerspace http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nj_lAtHSg&feature=related; Oh and our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Lords-of-Agamoth/106209766681?ref=ts

Important Issues

In this blog I would like to discuss issues that many may find unimportant or pointless. Such as the superiority of Unicorns over Griffins. Sure, Griffins may think they are cool flying in the sky and such, but really, what has a griffin done for you lately?  Thats right, probably nothing. Can a griffin grant you immortality with its blood? Can a griffin heal your of any ailment? Does a griffin protect all that is pure and virtuous? If Heavenly Father had to pick a favorite creation besides humans I think he'd pick the unicorn. Perhaps this is why they are mentioned in 8 different parts of the good book! How many times are griffins mentioned? ZERO!!

But listen, this is really a pointless argument I believe that if griffins and griffin lovers alike would let go of their pride, they could live happy lives under the righteous and happy reign of unicorns!  They mean griffins no harm. Even with their yucky claws and horribly disfigured faces, unicorns would accept them and all heal them of their ailments. In fact, they may even let them give them rides to place of importance, like to middle earth or Hogwarts. Eagles represent freedom and lions kill things, so griffins are obviously freedom killers. If Frodo would have rode a unicorn to Mordor...Mordor wouldn't exist!