Long hair

I like Tangled. That's all I want to say

Blogstin!!!!

I need new hobbies. My brother builds kick A bikes, my mom can knit anything out of anything, Obama is president, and I play on Facebook and Youtube all day. I need a hobby. Feel free to leave a comment about what my new hobby should be because I value my followers.

P.S. Word on the street is the Darren Curtis is still trying to find and destroy my last Horcrux....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......good luck to any who accepted such futile quest. I put that baby where not even I, the all powerful Lord Shredstemort can go. Guarded my a monster that will tear your soul out faster than a dementor, who will paralyze you faster than a basilisk, who will creep you out faster than Moaning Myrtle.

P.P.S. My last an final horcrux is not really a baby. It was just a figure of speech. Not that I would be opposed to it, but it just didn't work out to well for Tommy Riddler.

Oh and happy winter solstice      

I just wanted to say that I am very proud of my Native American roots (1/16th).  Today I was disgusted while watching Peterpan and hearing them refer to my people as "redskins", "engines", and "savages"!  NA's never even had engines so I have NO IDEA where that name came from!  Super rude! I'll right a song about it.

So this week I started a new job at a place called Security Metrics. I am sure all my five followers are just dying to hear about it!  Well it is going great.  It was a bit complicated at first but I got it down now. What we do is help businesses become compliant with safety regulations when they process credit cards.  It is pretty awesome and not boring!  Plus a few of my really good friends work there so that always helps. I feel like I will exceed here.

One area that I am not currently exceeding at is with the ladies.

Maybe I will write a song about that too...I don't wanna talk about it.

Last thought, I feel that the quality of my life is improving everyday and that is exciting. I don't know if it is the fact that summer is approaching or if it is actually getting better but I love it either way.  I feel like I am always battling between two extreme personalities, my crazy, hippie, I wanna have fun all the time side, and my hard working, responsible, I wanna do something with my life side. This summer I am going to learn how to be both of these people and become the most awesome Shredstin that money can buy (start your bidding at ebay.com).

Real last thought, I really want this shirt

Renewed Dedication!

Okay so I suck at keeping up with my blog!  I think I owe it to you (my faithful followers) to have at least one post per week. My main issue is I don't know what I am doing and people have such cool blogs and mine is so average. I HATE AVERAGE!!!!  So, I am sorry. I think I may have an expert come in and teach me how to make it cool. You deserve it! I own this shirt. IRL.